• Markus and North end up adopting some kids, a few human, a few androids because reasons 
  
• Markus is legit the best dad, he looks all serious but as soon as one of his kids smiles or calls him dad he just MELTS
  
• North isn’t really sure about the whole parenting thing but she learns…however she is also 100% the dangerous mom
  
• *someone hurts the kids in anyway*
• North: *grabs a gun* “Someone’s gonna die.”
• Markus: “Woah, Noah, easy, no killing, remember.”
• Markus also loves teaching the kids to paint and play music
• He also sings lullabies to them with his amazing voice
• And he tells them about Carl and always just refers to him as “my dad”
• One of the kids gets teased for having an android family, when Markus finds out he 100% sits down and talks with them and comforts them in it
• Simon and Josh totally love the kids and are the fun uncles
• Connor is the awkward, strange uncle…but the kids still love him
• He just LOVES getting excited with them and running around
• He’s been known to go along with whatever the kids want, which has resulted in many a marker lines on his face and stickers on his clothers
• He also gives the best piggyback rides
• And he never expects their hugs but after the initial shock he 100% hugs them back
• One time he asked what it was like to taste and after Hank drew a blank the human kids just said “taste is kind of like colors for your mouth!”
• He also is a buzz kill occasionally when stating the amount of calories in food. No matter how many times Hank tells him not to.
• But he really adores those kids
• Hank: “Man those kids really love you huh?”
• Connor: “They do seem to enjoy my company.”
• Hank: “And what about you?”
• Connor:”…I must admit I quite enjoy their company too…”
  
• Hank is 100% the grumpy grandpa
• His soft/gentle side comes out with the kids
• Connor teases him a few times, but not in a mean way
• However when he calls Hank “Grandpa” like the kids do well….
• Hank: “The kids are one thing but I’m not old enough to be your grandpa!”
• Connor: “…I’m two years old.”
  
• Hank: “…wat”

(you can thank @captaingondor for a lot of these…xD)