women over 23 whom i distrust:
- hallmark-style disney obsession
- harry potter obsession
- calling their pets fur babies
- referring to adult male actors as their babies or whatever
- pigtails
- saying ‘hubby’
- if they say organic on facebook a lot
- always introducing themselves as a ‘mommy’
- that last point becomes tenfold if they have no children
It’s always nice to be reminded that misogyny is alive and well. I don’t even meet any of these but what the actual fuck. What’s your problem. Get out of the basement. Smell some fresh air. Stop hating people for arbitrary pointless reasons.
OP: *points out really annoying characteristics in people that may be funny in Bobs Burgers but are obnoxious in real life*
You: “Misogny is alive and well you guys!”
Also you:
Me: looks like we found the missing piece!
MYSOGGYKNEES
wack